Jaws: The Revenge (1987), PG-13, 1 hr 30 min

Critical Overview
Jaws: The Revenge is the weakest entry in the beloved Jaws series. The plot stretches all credibility—featuring a shark that swims over 1,900 miles in just a few days to stalk Ellen Brody (Lorraine Gary) in the Bahamas. The shark exhibits impossible behavior, including roaring and targeting a family thanks to some supernatural vendetta, which turns what was suspense into unintentional farce. Roger Ebert famously called it "not simply a bad movie, but also a stupid and incompetent one." Even the special effects, including a shark that explodes at the end, parody the film's own absurdity. Critics agree it killed the franchise with embarrassment rather than suspense. 

Despite Lorraine Gary’s earnest efforts and Michael Caine in a paycheck role, the implausible premise, sloppy pacing, and inert suspense make this a low point in franchise history. It's tough to watch—even ironically.

Bottom Line Jaws: The Revenge feels more like a parody of itself than a true horror sequel. From implausible shark behavior to cheap effects and a tone that swings between melodrama and horror, this movie is a case study in "so bad it stops being fun." Unless you’re an ironic fan of cinematic train wrecks, this one’s best left off the playlist.

Family Friendliness
film includes moderate shark attack violence, mild profanities (“s‑‑‑,” “damn,” “son of a bitch”), and brief romantic themes. While not graphic, the attacks are more disturbing than the first two movies due to awkward editing, with dreamlike sequences and fading shock value. Common Sense Media warns it’s suitable only for teens ages 13+, citing limited positive messaging and a weak moral tone.  

My Rating: 2.5 out of 10

Main Cast
Lorraine Gary as Ellen Brody
Michael Caine as Hoagie
Lance Guest as Michael Brody
Mario Van Peebles as Jake
Cameos from previous footage of Roy Scheider as Martin Brody appear only in flashbacks  

Other Critics’ Ratings
IMDb: 3.4 / 10
Rotten Tomatoes: [~0 % Tomatometer; ~1 % Fresh]
Metacritic: 15/100
Dove Foundation: Not approved

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